Those of you who have had the necessity to frequent The Wirral every now and then may at some point have had the extreme pleasure of seeing Stephanie The Birkenhead Tranny.
Often seen riding her / his bike along past The Pyramids or such like, our Steph, The Birkenhead Tranny, is the most graceful and convincing Tranny I have ever encountered. She /he is a regular at Ladies Day and looks a treat next to Colleen Rooney and other Scousewives.
If you haven’t been lucky enough to see her / him pedalling along on her / his push bike, then you are in for a treat with the below YouTube video, uploaded by some kind soul:
Now, those who saw my twitter yesterday may have seen me give a warm welcome to Steph as she / he joined twitter. You should give him/ her a follow for some size 10 heel wearing banter: @BirkenhdTranny
I had a bit of Twitter fun with her yesterday, in which I quickly established that Gary Neville still visits her on the reggers for #SuspenderAndWhipFun. Good to know.
After this banter, she was on my mind yesterday evening and as me and the Brookie Poker Crew flicked between the Chelsea match, Gypsy Weddings and The Brits.. I couldn’t help but notice that Our Steph is a dead ringer for that Florence and The Machine chap:
Quite literally a mirror image. Is right.
So, the moral of the story is: get on @BirkenhdTranny on Twitter and give her / him a shout if you need a Florence and The Machine double at a kids party or something.