So, the day before England played Italy, I seen Joe Hart on the telly and I finally realised what he looks like.
It had been bugging me for ages...
There'd be nights where I lay awake, tossing and turning, and tossing... thinking of Joe Hart.
And then it came to me, whilst he did his Pre-Italy interview.
A Thunder Cat.
Joe Hart looks like a Thunder Cat.
For those who missed my tweet and comparison pic at the time, here it is again:
So this was BEFORE the England v Italy game.. and what does he go and do in that game, during the shoot out?
Pulls weird Thunder Cat faces .. trying to put off / 'scare' the Italians!
Did it work lad? Did it put them off? Did you win?
Nope. Nice try lad.
Best bit was... did it put Pirlo off?
Nope... Pirlo had an absolute worldy of a penalty didn't he. In all of his 456483 years of being alive, he'd never taken a better penalty.
So what do you end up looking like Joe Lad?
A cunt.
A Thunder Cat, crossed with a cunt.
A Thunder Cunt.
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