Alright lad... you still stuck in that payphone or what?
Because every time I turn the radio on, there you are, warbling
about being in a payphone trying to call home... la la la laaa laaa laaaaaa
lalalala yooouu. Or something.
Its getting a bit old now, I’m a bit bored of it. I was concerned of your plight upon the first
time hearing said song, but now I have heard it about 872 times it has sprung a
few questions in my mind about the legitimacy of your dilemma.
Who even
uses payphones these days?
Are you bad scruff or what? You sold 8 million copies of “Moves
Like Jagger” .. You’d think you’d be
able to afford a phone that has a contract, so you’d never run out of credit? Don’t
tell me you’ve spent the entire proceeds already on vintage t-shirts and skinny
jeans?
OK
so maybe you have a contract phone, but the battery is dead? (Probably from
listening to your own songs all day on speaker)
So lend yer mate’s phone? You aren’t out on the piss ON
YOUR OWN are you? You have got mates right?
And unless they are all bad scruffs who haven’t topped up their
PayAsYouGo either? If that is the unfortunate case, you need new
mates. But for an immediate solution to your problem, just lend a bird’s phone?
Some bad slag will absolutely be trying
to get a photo with you for her Instagram..
Just say “Here girl, lend us that phone a minute there” and she will probably lend you her thong as
well.
Just do whatever you can so you don’t need to use a Tramps
Piss Stinking payphone? Be resourceful
lad.
How
are you ‘trying to call home’ as such and what’s taking you so long?
Are you that rat-arsed that you can’t dial the number? That pissed that you’re ringing the number of
the place you used to live when you were 17? That would be acceptable.
Or is yer bird swerving you and not answering because she’s
sick of your skinny jeans that haven’t been washed since 2009?
Or is the line busy? Bet she’s on to her Ma chatting
shit. Unlucky lad.
But here’s an idea.
Call her mobile. Who uses
landlines in real life?
How
have you ‘spent all your change’?
Everyone knows you don’t put yer 10p in until they
answer. Even bad divvies who can’t spell
know this.
IN GENERAL:
IN GENERAL:
In general, please get the fuck out of the payphone and
fuck off.
There’s some kids there who
want to ring the fire brigade for a joke and you’re spoiling their fun.
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